| Gender |
Male, although sometimes I have to check. |
| Location |
Mesa today, playa tomorow |
| Age |
04 (geriatric dyslexia) |
| How many years have you been playa-fied |
7 years plus any time I root around in my garage |
| Do you have your ticket |
Safely placed in it's normal spot |
| Have you camped in a theme camp before |
I've camped in 4 of them, managd 3 |
| Are you willing to host a homeless stuffed animal should it become necessary |
Yes, but only if it lets me ride it and it's soft..oh so soft, yeah that's nice...soft... |
| What is your favorite childhood memory |
Pelet guns and winter coats in july. Paintball is for wimps |
| Are you willing to bring a box of Little Debbie snacks to share with the class |
Fuck no. Play ground rules, I'm taking yours and not shareing. |
| If you were a breakfast cereal, what cereal would you be and why |
Bear Naked cereal. All-Natural, hearty nuts, raspberries, no trans fat, and a good source of fiber. |
| Can you fingerpaint on command |
And it will be a fingering you'll never forget |